Listen lady, I understand all about going through menopause but this is freaking ridiculous! I know we are warming the globe unnecessarily and we could do way better saving the planet. Point taken already.
I’ll make you a deal. If I can convince at least my whole row of neighbors to recycle responsibly, will you cut us some slack? It’s a start, you have to admit.
Think about it and get back to me.
I’ll be the one with my feet in a cooler filled with ice fanning myself constantly.
Love and kisses…oh forget it; it is way too damn hot to get near anyone!