Thursday, August 03, 2006

I'd Still Pick Work, Way Better than the Alternative..

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.

At Prison
you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell
At Work
you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle

At Prison
you get three meals a day fully paid for
At Work
you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it

At Prison
you get time off for good behavior
At Work
you get more work for good behavior

At Prison
the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
At Work
you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself

At Prison
you can watch TV and play games
At Work
you could get fired for watching TV and playing games

At Prison
you get your own toilet
At Work
you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat

At Prison
they allow your family and friends to visit
At Work
you aren't even supposed to speak to your family

At Prison
all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
At Work
you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners

At Prison
you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
At Work
you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars

At Prison
you must deal with sadistic wardens
At Work
they are called managers

6 comments:

wallofdenial said...

when did you start working for the same company I do?

I dont see you anywhere, or, are you the new invisible person?

Wicked H said...

Dave: I am stealth. That would be Ms. Stealth to you.

:-)

wallofdenial said...

dam wiched newbies, allways have rules

Noi Rocker said...

Hahah. i totally agree with you. I dont quite like the concept of working in a cubicle..it seriously remind me of jail I tell ya!

HotForSimon said...

LOVE IT!!!

durante vita said...

Interesting comparison. The glorified life of a prisoner. Nice.