Tuesday, August 01, 2006

FBI Most Wanted Update

Well it seems my BIL was able to get past the Federales, twice. All those years of police training have paid off.

Happy to report their trip was uneventful in respect to being detained. However, I was told that a British couple was greeted in their Mexican Riviera Hotel by a snake. As the story was retold to me by my niece, complete with a spot on British accent. The couple reported it was quite disheartening and the Missus was unable to get a good night’s sleep after said incident.

Sorry Sis, we tried. Next time we will get him on a better list. Oops, did I just type that?

7 comments:

t2ed said...

I thought people went on vacation to get a little snake? Oh, not that kind of snake. Nevermind.

Please page Dr. Freud for me.

And I thought that was called Texas foreplay. "You awake?"

Wicked H said...

t2ed: Awake and just snorted coffee through my nose. I have called Dr. Freud, he agrees with you my friend. Perhaps the Brits call it something else......

Ree said...

Next time you need to get the tats put on. These things take some refinement.

Just Expressing Myself said...

Credit check post was great.
Loved reading all about your family.
Stay clear of snakes and other creepie crawlies.
Frances

HotForSimon said...

Glad they made back safely and without being thrown in a mexican jail!!!

Anonymous said...

Well I must say that as entertaining as it might be and even I have to laugh at it myself the Feds are even more screwed up than I ever imagined. What a burecratic pig sty . After spending countless hours and making phone calls , talking to computerized voice menus and nameless idiots then writting letter after letter, there is still no resolution. Yes, I made it out of Mexico with out a butt plug but I now know why FBI really means Full Blooded Idiots and TREASURY its no wonder the dollar is deflated. Homeland Security is that ever a misnomer. Even the newest intern should be able figure out there has been a mistake and someone should fix it. Even the Democrat Senatoresss of MD can't seem to solve it. Heaven help us the imates R running the asslyum. I think it is time to hire a real shyster lawyer. BIL

Wicked H said...

B-I-L: Wow. With Big Brother watching all of us, you are walking on the edge. I can't say that I blame you. If you get a big settlement after your name is cleared don't forget your favorite S-I-L!!!

Hang in there.....