I love Spring. Love it! I look forward to hearing the birds chirping and the pollen flying while things are blooming. Armed with my Zyrtec, this is my absolute favorite time of year.
What I do not love, however, is your seeking out unnatural sources with which to hone your pecking skills. Trees, good. Aluminum siding at 5 am on the weekends, not so good. In fact just stop now. Hop back onto your choice of trees and do what you naturally do on a tree.
Consider yourself warned woodpecker. I am not beyond purchasing a gun and using you as target practice the next time I awaken to the sound of jack hammering on my siding.
Hugs and Kisses - Wicked H
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Love this post! It's one of those that either hits you or it doesn't. It hit me and I laughed so hard for about 20 seconds breathing was impossible. What a great way to wake up in the morning, and a perfect post for April Fool's Day.
Have a great one!
Meltwater. Torrents. Meanderings. Delta.
OH yeah....we've had that happen here before....NOT a fun way to wake up.
Matthew: Thanks for stopping by.
HFS: I can think of ten gazillion more fun things..
Rude: I needed an excuse for the firearm purchase :-)
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