Friday, April 14, 2006

Friend or Foe, State Your Business

I attract oddities. I wish I had the imagination to make some of this stuff up.

Last night, after leaving my hair appointment, I stopped by the store to quickly pick up a few items and then head home. I was in a bit of a hurry as my dog probably had all four of his legs crossed.

Shopping does not bring out my best. I don’t enjoy it. It is definitely not a social activity for me; more of a task. I was waiting on line to pay for my purchases when a woman, a stranger to me, walked up to me put both hands on my hair and asked where I got my hair done. I found it to be a bit odd. If I am admiring another woman’s hair style, I usually tell her it looks nice and then ask where she goes. I have yet to accost someone I don’t know by grabbing their hair. I handed her my stylist’s business card and started putting my items on the conveyor belt. She began telling me her hair woes.

Thankfully my items were paid for and bagged in record time. As I walked away, I wished my cashier and the woman a Happy Easter. The woman was now telling the cashier all about the issues with her hair.

Hope the Easter Bunny is good to you all!


wallofdenial said...

Hey be glad she didnt like your tits

There is allways a bright side

Wicked H said...

Dave: I knew I could count on you to find the silver lining. Ha!I am quite happy it was my hair she admired.

Phillip said...

Happy Easter to you Wicked. You must have been in a good mood, otherwise I bet she would have gotten a piece of your mind.


jac said...

Just drifted from 'hag' and wanted to see if you are really wicked.LOL

Well ! Your readers say you are. Are you wickeder than me ?

Thank God that you escaped unhurt from her.

jac said...

Forgot to wish you a wonderful Easter with plenty of eggs. :))

Orikinla Osinachi. said...

Some people don't have anybody to talk to.

Believe it or not.

Thank God she appreciated your hair.

Happy Easter and God bless.

HotForSimon said...

LOL Dave...I would have paid good money to see the expression on her face whether the lady grabbed her hair OR her boobs!!!

Weary Hag said...

Oh lord, a hair-toucher. I wouldn't have been very mellow about this type of incident.

Happy Easter to you also!

Rude Cactus said...

I'm late...but I hope you had a great Easter!