Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Oldie But a Goodie

Lowered inspiration levels lead me to old jokes. Pun entirely intended.



Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on
their usual park bench seat one morning. The 87 year
old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even
short of breath. The 80 year old was amazed at his
friend's stamina and asked him what he did to have so
much energy. The 87 year old said, "Well, I eat
Italian bread every day. It keeps your energy level
high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."

So, on the way home, the 80 year old stops in at the
bakery. As he was looking around, the lady behind the
counter asked if he needed any help. He said, "Do you
have any Italian bread?" she said, "Yes, there's a
whole shelf of it. Would you like some?" he said, "
Yes, I want 5 loaves." she said, "my goodness, 5
loaves. Don't you think by the time you get to the 5th
loaf, it'll be hard?'
He replied, "Holy Shit, everybody in the world knows
about this Italian bread thing but me


Wicked H said...

Thanks to my B-I-L for sending this to me originally.

wallofdenial said...

So I guess we should be looking for the Wicked bakery to open soon?

Wicked H said...

I am doing the feasibility studies as we speak/type.

Will send out flyers for the grand opening.

Joe said...

hahaha. Fair enough!

My Italian heritage LOVES it! :-D

Have a great one m'lady!