Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Carbon Copy God and Everybody

What is the thought process of those who feel as though they are in the right to the degree they must write a global e-mail in which they CC God and everybody?

Intimidation? Snort!
Narcissism? Makes sense.
Irreverence? No, they probably don’t even know what that means.
Autocratic? Whatever lets them sleep at night?
Ignorance? Ding, ding – we have a winner.


Trust me gang, God is way too busy to even read your whiney e-mail. If the purpose is to rattle me, it takes more than one belligerent yahoo to make that happen. Let’s all just perform the tasks at hand and take a chill pill.

Shall we?

14 comments:

HotForSimon said...

You need to start including the link to dictionary.com in your posts....LMAO

Sounds like you had yet another fun filled day.

Me too.

LOL

Wicked H said...

HFS: Each day is filled to the brim with fun. One of the major reasons I show up. As for the link, I know the intelligent readers will figure it out eventually. No worries.

Jurgen Nation said...

Ugh. I know a girl who, EVERY SINGLE TIME she goes on vacation e-mails her entire e-mail address book to inform them of her itinerary, from what their room number is to who is watching their dogs and everything in between. Seriously, there's about 75 names on the list. The fuh?

I'm off the list now because we don't talk that much now, but JFC. Fucking asinine.

Anonymous said...

What, you don't want to know every tiny thing about my Extraordinary life?

Amy said...

What about the dipsticks who just put nine million email addresses in their TO: line FWD the whole thing and give your email address to everyone in the world?

Just thought I'd add my .02 in.

Wicked H said...

Jurgen, Dave and Amy: All very valid points. Some people just have way too much free time or can't be bothered to eliminate the clutter. And Dave, of course we are riveted by all the highlights of your day.

Anonymous said...

I've always said corporate email would be a lot better if it didn't allow emails being addressed to more than 4 people at a time.

Wicked H said...

t2ed: What a wonderful world that would be!!!

Velvet said...

I wonder if Jurgen Nation and I share a friend. Is she living in Atlanta?

Wicked H said...

Not the same person V

Anonymous said...

Dear Wicked
CC: The Shower

I have been alerted to the necessity to having you available for the new Congressional Committee created today by Speaker Pelosi on Global Weather Conditions. One of the people that will be needed on an as-needed basis will be a medical consultant who can be reached and available on an hourly basis. Please forward me your cell number. I tried to copy God in, but I didn't have her e mail address. Please forward this to the appropriate address for me. Thanks. As ever.

Wicked H said...

CEO: I have never been so happy to serve my country. I am packing up all my materials and wait at the ready for the cell to ring. My only request is that you give me the chance to at least set up the shower so that I won't be eternally punished by the family. If the call could come at 12:45 pm, I would be grateful.

God Bless America!!!

Frances said...

I totally agree.
I had a friend just like jurgen nation - every vacation move was noted and mailed to his nearest and dearest 500 friends.
Take care,
Frances

nutcracker sweet 54 said...

I have dictionary.com saved as a favorite on my computer....just trying to impress you :):)