Two of my best friends are gearing up for the Army 10 Mile race this weekend. I cannot tell you how impressed I am with them both. One is a seasoned runner, the other decided to take on the challenge. They have both been training for well over 6 months.
I will try to be there to cheer them on; I have been given specific tasks in order to help them complete the race:
I will be riding on a motorized scooter, holding a Bud Light which will be affixed to the end of a stick. I will chant over and over to them “RUN TOWARDS THE LIGHT!!!!”
Should either of them need medical attention, which we are not predicting but you know just in case, I am to find the most attractive Army medical person to take care of them. I will give him orders to perform mouth to mouth and breast exams. It is Breast Cancer Awareness month after all.
At the end of the race, I am to have a cooler filled with Bud Light for one and a dirty martini ready for the other.
Good luck ladies!!! You can do it. I have complete confidence in you!!!!!
6 comments:
Unfortunately, I will not be able to preform the breast examins for you,,,My wife might just have a cow and kill me,,She's weird that way!!!
Dave: It will be my friends' loss, I am sure.
I can see how your wife would be more than a little bothered by the whole thing.
Really?????????? Go figure
sounds like exactly the kind of support that will need!
that THEY will need.
Sheesh
This is awesome. Seriously. Good for all three of you!!!!!
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