Friday, October 27, 2006

Life Cycle

(I received this in a mass e-mail. No idea who the original author is, but it made me chuckle.)

Happy Friday kids, enjoy!

I think the life cycle is all backwards

You should start out dead and get it out of the way.

Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension,
then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you
get ready for High School.

You go to primary school, you become a kid , you play, you have no
responsibilities, you become a baby, and then...
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in
spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger
quarters every day, and then, you finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case !

6 comments:

wallofdenial said...

I love it!!

And I have to agree totally!!

Miss Britt said...

someone should really go over this proposal with God.

I nominate you.

Wicked H said...

Dave: Me too.

Miss Britt: Okay, but if he strikes me down with a lightening bolt, it's on your head. I'll be waiting in Hell making smores.

Anonymous said...

I completely agree with this!

HotForSimon said...

Can I skip right to the orgasm part?

Dear AL said...

What was God thinking when he created Adam and Eve?

I'm just kidding, Lordy! Have mercy!