Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Nurturer Caretaker

Between Mr. & Mrs. Psychotic Hypocritical Jesus Freakazoids, Desperately Seeking an Alimentary Canal, Mr. Emotionally Damaged with Waa Waa Black Sheep Have you any Wool Syndrome and now Flaming Ogress you’d think I would be broken of my habitual need to help others.

Actually truth be told, I think I may be on a hiatus for a while. My bleeding heart society is closed. When will it reopen? Not for a LONG time. Recently my Mom gave me some sage advice and I think it is about time I take it. I am now in the keep Wicked happy and all else is gravy mode. It remains to be seen how long I can stay on track. Although I know my family and close friends have signed affidavits that state they have permission to beat me about the head if I stray in the slightest.

Thank God for each and every one of them.


Phillip said...

But, I am having a crisis only you can help me with.

What do I do now???????

Is there a stand in while on hiatus?

HotForSimon said...

Psychotic Hypocritical Jesus Freakzoid...I think I was married to one of those.

Key word there....WAS.

I told him to kiss my ass too.


You're better off without them.

I just hope you never add Obsessive Compulsive Groupie Wannabe to the list...((LOL))

Wicked H said...

The new improved Wicked would have to tell Phillip "here is a quarter, tell someone who cares".

I do not have a stand in.

HFS: I am painfully aware of the classic OCGW. ;-Þ Maybe I'll be off hiatus by the next go round. If not, maybe I can introduce you to Phillip. HFS meet Phillip. Phillip meet HFS.

HotForSimon said...

PAINfully aware???


Phillip said...

Awww man! I knew I should have approached you sooner. Just a quarter, huh?

Okay, hellooooo HFS!

HotForSimon said...

Helloooo Phillip!!

Anonymous said...

I think you've paid your dues. Go and get a SPA treatment. They work wonders. Great way to achieve the "make Wicked happy" state.

Anonymous said...

I'm with Anon.....a chocolate spa weekend at Hershey, PA will cure you of whatever ails you...and no I cannot tell you how Sven will be taking the chocolate off of you, that's the best part of the treatment :) :0 :)

Anonymous said...

Wicked the Hershey PA Spa treatment was my comment (computer acting up again) I probably got some chocolate on it.....Nutcracker Sweet 54

Weary Hag said...

Unfortunate as it is for your friends who are accustomed to your emotional generosity, I'm sure they could look within two blocks (any direction) and find another NC (post title). We're ... ahem, THEY're all over the darned place.


I too found your train to wellville (a way to keep ME happy) but the ticket price was keeping everyone else at bay! Now I'm just friendlessly happy, which ... in many ways beats hell out of friend-happy.

Good for you if you can find balance. :)

Wicked H said...

Haggie: I'll keep you posted. The balance so far is easy but the wound is still fresh.