When we girls drink too much:
We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.
We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butt while yelling “WOO-HOO”, is truly the sexiest dance move around.
In our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more like a homeless hooker than the goddess we were just four hours ago.
We start crying and telling everyone we see that we love them soooo much.
We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song plays because “OH MY GOD! I love this song.”
Our eyes just don’t seem to want to stay open on their own so we keep them half closed and think that it looks exotically sexy.
We take our shoes off because we believe it’s their fault that we’re having problems walking straight.
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Hiccup!
I was waiting and WAITING for you to blog about my last visit!!!
WOOHOOOOO!!!!!
HFS: You know me, must share everything with the Internets!
You know, for those inquiring minds.....
I always loved that about women, who tipped you off?
You have nailed this to perfection! My only problem is, I've always been the pre-assigned designated driver because I don't drink. Oh, rest assured, I still get silly as all get out ... but the laugh's on my pals the next morning when they're too hungover to find their bras.
Wonderfully clever post!
Wallofdenial: A little birdie told me. Also when perusing my sitmemeter, I am so amused to see how many insurance people are surfing the net instead of working. Might explain why all of our premiums skyrocket.
Haggie: Do you hide the bras in the freezer too? I knew we were separated at birth!
Hey Wicked...some friends of mine sent this similar list to me...pretty funny tho...
Hey Wicked...maybe that explains my recent $5 a month increase??
GRRRR!!!!
I guess they gotta make up for the slackers one way or the other...
Thanks for the material Nutcracker...
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