Saturday, August 27, 2005

Ladies, Sharpen Your Claws!

Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement - not even her parents' nasty divorce. Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!

A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new young wife had bought the exact same dress! Jennifer asked her to exchange it, but she refused. "Absolutely not. I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it," she replied.

Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, "Never mind sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special day." A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress.

When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, "Aren't you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another occasion where you could wear it."

Her mother just smiled and replied, "Of course I do, dear. I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding

12 comments:

Tracy S said...

hahahah that is great !!!Way to go mom ...lmao

Helen said...

Finally, an answer to that age old dress problem!
Peace...............

Anonymous said...

there is just something about a well planned episode of revenge. mom is a hoot and i like the way she thinks.

cat

Brad Huston said...

LOL!

Brad

Erika said...

Don't weddings just bring out the best in people? Loving it, though.

Weary Hag said...

Oh just perfect! hahaha...
Makes me want to go out and try to do this on purpose somehow.

Just Me said...

OMG how ingenious!!! That's one feisty lady!!!

tommy said...

Jennifer's mom adheres to that wonderful Klingon Proverb .... "Revenge is a Dish best served Cold"

You go Momma

Washington Cube said...

My best friend's mother sent me this, and yes, she's divorced. Smart Mom's.

jane said...

now THAT is class!

kris said...

This just proves it. NO ONE is as smart as our mothers.

Anonymous said...

Hey Wicked, sounds like something you would do. TeeHee, TeeHee...Nutcracker Sweet 54