Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Trolling for Octogenarians

The last time I made a dash to the beach, I had my pick of Canadian snow birds. Apparently Myrtle Beach is the new black for Canadian golfers. There must be no room in Florida what with all the north easterners flocking there. No matter, I have always said that I should find a seasoned gentleman who is willing to turn his assets over to me. Why not?

I’ll tell you why not. If the crop includes nothing but happy go lucky gregarious, aged Canucks who love to golf, I am just not interested. If you see me relaxing in the hot tub, my head back on the ledge, eyes closed, it’s probably not the best time to show me your open heart surgery scar and give me the intimate details of how you beat the gout. Is this what it has come to? My only pick are these octogenarian golf nuts? I’ll pass. I willingly donate this demographic over to all the other ladies who enjoy this sort of thing. Having worked in the medical field, I am done hearing about ailments especially while on vacation. The thought of changing their Depends is just not that appealing. Not much into to golf either.

I prefer my beach getaway with the girls, thank you very much!

5 comments:

HotForSimon said...

Hopefully they'll heed your advice, Wicked...HFS Jr and I would hate to have to make kissy faces behind your back while you're harrassed in the hot tub by the geriatrics....

again.

LOL

Anonymous said...

Whoa! Huge difference between "seasoned" and octogenarian. Stick to your guns girl but you know, keep your options open. Fun to write about at least.

Wicked H said...

HFS: You were supposed to help me instead of making fun. Maybe you were simply jealous...

Anon: Of course I keep all options open for the sake of the blog, no worries.

HotForSimon said...

I WAS helping you...why do you think he joined you in the hot tub in the FIRST place???? LOL

KIDDING!!!!

I got your back though...really.

Weary Hag said...

So let me get this straight. You're not crazy about the whole viagra-taking, denture-wearing, wrap-around-sunglass-wearing, varicose crowd eh?

haha ... very cute post!

Thanks for playing along over at The Outpost - you actually scored a lot like everyone else did. Next test (if ever) will be much easier.:)