Monday, March 27, 2006

Dear Cracker Barrel Server:

I realize that we were eating in your fine establishment located in NC. However, stopping everything you were doing and stating “this one here has a bit of an accent” then pointing me out was really rather odd. The smirk that appeared on my face was not an indication for you to give me your geographical breakdown. I really didn’t care if you have lived in NC, SC, KS, KY and originally hailed from Miami. Although it was quite helpful for you to explain why you southerners from Miami pronounce “coffee” just like any New Yorker I have had the fine pleasure of running into.

I thanked you for clearing up that enigma and you bolted. Undoubtedly, you were going to look up the word enigma in the dictionary located in the kitchen.

Y’all come back now, ya hear!

8 comments:

Kris said...

Ugh. I hate, HATE this stuff!!!

wallofdenial said...

It is I am sure with a great deal of pleasure that you humiliated the poor wait staff. My congradulations. One day when I grow up I intened to be just as wicked as you!!!

Rude Cactus said...

Well, THAT sounds like a fun meal.

Wicked H said...

Well since her elevator didn't go to the penthouse, she missed the dig entirely. So it's all good.


Dave: I will be giving a seminar on wickedness, you are more than welcome.

wallofdenial said...

when, where and how much?

HotForSimon said...

I think you forgot Vermont. Or was it New York. I don't know. I wasn't really paying attention...I was having fun just sitting there watching your eyes roll back in your head. ((snort))

Can't forget about our entertainment Saturday afternoon.

His Willie was better than his Waylon....LOL.

Wicked H said...

HFS:I didn't forget Willie and Waylon, that is supposed to be your post. Country music references are lost on me.....

Dave, depends on enrollment. I'll let you know...

HotForSimon said...

OH yeah...I forgot about that. LOL