Thursday, December 29, 2005

Dear Neighborhood Exhibitionist:

Wow. Just wow. I have so much to say; too much adrenaline surging to collect my thoughts.

Your dancing prowess is exemplary. That whirly thing you do with your member is really quite amazing. Have you had any professional training?

Are you aware that while you are practicing your American Bandstand™ moves in the nude at 5:10 in the morning in front of your bedroom window with the curtains open, you are effectually giving the neighborhood a show?

For the record, I would like to point out that I did not seek out this performance. Dexter, my dog, happens to squat right across the street from his home. I will say that I have not needed my morning caffeine fix. Adrenaline surges are better stimulants that boring ole caffeine.

Rock on Dude! I’ll, um, see you tomorrow at 5:10 am.

8 comments:

wallofdenial said...

wicked be nice,,,,,Never mid, forget I said that

Wicked H said...

I wasn't being mean. Just reporting what I saw this morning. Was that you wallofdenial?

Empress Baggie said...

Dear AYE,

Please send a Mapquest driving route from North Florida to your neighborhood to the Queen of The World's e-mail address, which you will find on Her Majesty's profile.

Is there enough time to arrive there by 5:10 a.m. tomorrow morning?

Thank you for your assistance.

Very truly yours,
EB

wallofdenial said...

I am sure I would love to show you the wall of denial, but sadly it was not me

Wicked H said...

Empress: Long live the Queen! Directions are on the way...

Wallofdenial: My loss, I am sure of it.

HotForSimon said...

Get the guest room ready...I'll even walk the dog for you while I'm there!!!!

Wicked H said...

Bring it on HFS. One of us needs to hold the dog, the other take pics. Your room is always ready.

sophie said...

Perhaps he is practicing for the next season of "So You Think You Can Dance?"