Sunday, December 18, 2005

What the Bleep?

I always find it highly amusing to gather a bunch of people and their respective significant others together in the spirit of the Holidays. This group generally would not socialize together.

Snippets of conversations overheard while mingling:

“He was dividing up the pieces of shard into individual tea cups”

“That just wasn’t what I pictured her husband to look like, well done.”

“I really should to move on, but you know I am vested now.” ( One spouse referring to another)

“This coffee table, did you know that it really isn’t here?”

“Wait. Does this movie have any farting references? If not, I don’t want anything to do with it.”

“Really? I prefer to only frequent topless beaches.”

“Yes, children do say the darndest things. I totally feel that orgasms should be completely explained if they ask.”

“Existentialism and bouncing neutrons, now there is something I can wrap my head around.”

“This is making my brain hurt.”


Nothing says Seasons Greetings like intelligent discussions fueled with spirits.

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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sounds like a great party. Ours are never fun.

HotForSimon said...
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HotForSimon said...

Neither are ours, Phillip...we barely tolerate each other at work, who wants to hang out after? LOL

Wicked H said...

Phillip: We are a fun, diverse bunch. Work as well as get togethers are always fun. I am extremely lucky that way.

HFS: I keep telling you to move your ass up here, but whatever.

Homo Insapiens: We are required to furnish our own. This year I was a passenger and took every advantage...hiccup. Oooops!