Dear Mr. Dominator:

I need to tell you that is not acceptable for you to infringe on EVERYONE’S relaxation time because you cannot let your woman (and yes he grunted the word) get a manicure and pedicure on her own. Was it really necessary for you to make such a production while choosing the nail polish? I mean come on. It’s a color that will last at the most 2 weeks if your nail tech is good at what she does. If it were a tattoo, I would have understood. Furthermore, if you are indeed an expert in the art of nails then why not do your woman’s nails in the privacy of your own abode? On behalf of all the other female patrons, we would sincerely appreciate your NOT letting us know whether or not you approve of our color palate and nail style. Your opinion carries ZERO weight. So for the love of OPI, keep your comments to yourself.

Don’t get me wrong. I am not here to judge your choice of the Dom/Sub life style. To each is own, whatever flips your switch. Have at it. All I ask is that in the future you are courteous to the rest of the patrons. If you’ll recall, not a single client uttered a disparaging word. The rolling of eyes was completely free of charge.

Thank you so much.