Thursday, March 15, 2007

Because Sometimes All We Need is a Little Levity

(A moment to interrupt the levity with a hearty congrats to MY TERPS!!! Boo Yah!)

A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Porsche convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing!" he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the highway patrol behind him, blue lights flashing and sirens blaring. "I can get away from him - no problem!" thought the old speedster. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120 mph. Suddenly, he thought, "What the hell am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense", pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the Trooper to catch up with him.

Pulling in behind him, the Trooper walked up to the driver's side of the Porsche, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The man, looking very seriously at the Trooper, said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper.

I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, Sir," said the Trooper


wallofdenial said...

Yyyyep,,,Sometimes being old and wise is not a bad thing,,,

kris said...
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kris said...

My password autofill just put in a really weird comment. Here was my original one. Ahem . . .

Awesome. I'm going to switch up the gender and try this one out on the Beltway. ;)


the ceo said...

Go Terps!

And the levity also made my day, thank you for that!

Wicked H said...

Kris: Excellent idea, let me know if it works. Now go get ready for your close up, Mr. Demil is waiting!

CEO:Fear the Turtles!!! And you're welcome!

Off to round 513 with the Dentist. Have a good weekend kids!

Crazy Lady said...

tee hee hee

billy said...

daMN. cool.