Listen, a note to my fellow passengers. I am headed out of town this weekend at a stress level of DEFCON 3.
Whichever one of you out there is to be my seat mate, kindly refrain from engaging me in conversation if I am actively reading my book or listening to my tunes.
This is more for you than me. You are really going to have to trust me on this one. Leave me alone and no ones’ feelings will get hurt. On the trip back, things will be markedly better and if that seat mate wants to discuss anything from belly button lint to the theory of relativity, I will be more than happy to oblige.
I thank you in advance.
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Wicked if you find me on a plane this weekend, be sure not to blow my cover! Obviously I am running from all my responsibility's and require absolute annominity to get to the Anna Nichole Smith funeral on time. I guess I'll see you there! Have a safe trip!
Yikes! Here's to a de-stressing weekend!
Dave: Per your request, if I see you on the plane I will ignore you. Have a safe anonymous trip!
Robin: I'll be in your neck of the woods on a date with Billy Joel. If you are nearby, maybe I'll run into you......
I suppose we could have a drink,
If you see me on the plane, it will be someone else, and they will leave you alone per my instructions. I put the existential fix in.
Dave: Since you are incognito, you come up to me and the secret phrase will be......"guitar-man". If you greet me in that way, we'll share a libation. Deal?
CEO: Bless you!! I can always count on you.
Your nuclear missiles are locked and ready to fire?
Malnurtured Snay: No, no, no. I just don't want to have idle chit chat with anyone on the way there. I need my piece and quiet. No weapons here my friend.
I live about 5 minutes away, actually.
Have fun!
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