Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Getting Even....

....because getting mad is such a colossal waste of time.

I am a relatively tolerant person. That is until you have passed my point of no return. Then it gets rather ugly. Stealthy ugly. I am never outwardly devious for that is absolutely no fun.

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Creature, you are going down. If it the last thing I do, I will arrange it so that Karma turns it's confused self around and watch it bite you in your sorry ass.

This is personal now. The gloves are off and trust me when I tell you that you don't want the actual wicked side of me to engage. I forgot who I was dealing with, I don't need wickedness at all. I have intelligence on my side.

Enjoy the ride sweetheart, it will not last. Nor will you.

No warning, this is my promise.

15 comments:

sophie said...

Um, pleaase remind me not to ever get on your bad side, okay?

The CEO said...

Yeah, and I ALWAYS have her back.

Wicked H said...

Can you hear the theme song from "Rocky" in the background?

Hum along with me, won't you?

Natalie said...

wow! i have no idea what is going on! i'm just thankful i have never done anything to make you mad!

t2ed said...

The best way to defeat the Creature? Wear socks while swimming.

Seriously, he always goes for the ankle grab. This way, he just gets a wet sock and you're free to mock him from on land.

Ben said...

We're, um, friends, right?




....... :)

Wicked H said...

Natalie: Aw I don't want you to get the wrong idea. Let me be clear, when someone attacks a friend of mine for no other reason than because they could, I spring into action. I am fiercly loyal to my friends.

t2ed: Socks while swimming. Got it!

Ben: Absolutely we are!

Frances said...

I am so with you on this.
When I get someone I go in guns blazing.
Get girl get 'em I say.
muhahahahahhahahah.

D.C. Confidential said...

Serving futzy nucker number?

Ben said...

Your blog is so entertaining! Thank you!

Arwen said...

I'm usually passive aggressive. But I like psychologically torturing people that have wronged me. :P

Wicked H said...

Frances: Phase one complete, I am diligently working towards the prize!

DC Confidential/Tewksey: She is #1 for the moment. Now if you have some that need to be added, please do not hesitate to let me know.

Ben: Oh, no. Thank you!!

Arwen: Perhaps we are distant cousins?

Anonymous said...

Oh Snap! Three snaps in a zig zag pattern to be exact. :-p

-OM

Wicked H said...

OM: What? Not three around the world? I am losing touch...AGAIN!

Nutcracker Sweet 54 said...

Hey Wicked.....this is a little reminiscent of the days of "Billy Boy"...I can't wait to hear more installments of "As the Stomach Churns"...who will puke first??? I have my money on you Wicked for winning this one. Good thing we're family!