Tuesday, June 17, 2008

And, I Get Paid!!

Our office has been invaded by ants. I don’t think this is a revelation for anyone in this area. I am not an expert on ants or how to eliminate them; however I am certain that the following scenario was not going to help.

Behold an interesting exchange between my office mate and I:

Office Mate (OM): Well just so everyone knows, I just used one of the anti-AIDS virus wipes and got rid of the ants in the kitchen.

Wicked: Mmmm hmmm. Good for you.

After a few minutes, OM visits the kitchen to survey her accomplishment.

OM: I don’t understand.

Wicked: What don’t you understand?

OM: The ants, they’re back!

Wicked: What made you think they were gone?

OM: Well the anti-AIDS virus wipes, of course!!

Wicked: Seriously, all you accomplished was to eliminate the ants from contracting and spreading the virus, possibly Hepatitis and lets throw in any other STD for good measure. As for obliterating the colony, the wipe can’t do that.

OM: Darn!

Can you believe I get paid for this kind of entertainment??

I know!!


Wally Banners said...


LJP said...

Hee hee!! Ant-i-bacterial!!!

Weary Hag said...

Call in the Pink Panther. All together now ...
Dead ant .. dead ant .. dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead a-a-a-a-a-a-ant...

Christ I hate myself for this comment.

Wicked H said...

Wally: I will pass this info on, thanks.

LJP: Snicker!

Haglette: Snort out loud, yes I did.

The CEO said...

Got any openings? I could use the laughs.

Steve Hayes said...

Anti-Aids virus wipes?

How do they work? What do they do? How do you use them (perhaps I shouldn't ask!)

Gilahi said...

I'm not only curious about how they work, I'm curious about why they're in your office. Sounds like a fun place to work.

t2ed said...

AIDS is rampant in the ant community. First, there are so many queens. Second, the condoms are really, really tiny. And difficult to apply.

cube said...

A little lemon juice makes ants say "pee-you" and they never come back.

Crazy Lady said...

Can you maybe put up a little web cam for us? Just for our amusement?

Karina said...

Gawd, I love you! And to t2ed, thanks for that...I just snorted water out of my nose!

Shemah said...

HAHAHAA.. hilarious! why was OM having anti-AIDS wipes with her anyways?

Wicked H said...

CEO: I would move heaven and earth for yo and I to work together. We will figure it out - okay?

Steve: We work in a medical setting, the wipes are used to wipe down surfaces in between each patient. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Gilahi: see response to Steve :-)

t2ed: I knew someone would crack the enigma. Kudos to you my friend. Everyone else, this is why we have the anti-AIDS wipes in our office.

Cube: Really? I will pass it along.

Crazy: If I can figure out how to get passed the HIPAA regulations, I promise to do so.

Karina: Right back at ya!

Shema: See repsonses to Steve and
t2ed. LOL

Ben said...

That's funny