Thursday, December 13, 2007

Ho Ho Ho....

...Ho my God! If I hear the phrase “I’ll just put it in my navi” one more time, one of the reindeer is being eliminated! Sorry Donner, you need to take one for the team.

Let me explain. Work has had a major overhaul and with it came some very wonderful leaders, new opportunities, trust me more great that not. However, it only takes one bad apple to ruin it for all.

Dear Santa:

All I want this year for Christmas is the ability to tune this bad apple out. I am the Queen of non-reaction but this one pushes every button I have, I am running out of patience and control.

I have been a very good girl this year. Well, you know. You see everything. Tell all the Elves they can give my share of the loot to someone more deserving. Just please, PLEASE give me the strength to deal with Miss Entitled. I am on my knees begging.

While I am asking, please also make sure that Lil Wicked and Smelly get everything on their list. They have both been even better than me.

Lots of Hugs and Kisses - Wicked H

12 comments:

Robin said...

What's a navi?

Miss Britt said...

I'm with Robin. "I'll just put it in my navi" sounds like a phrase I would like to start using in my daily life.

I'd like to know what it means when someone asks.

Wicked H said...

You all could care less that I am THIS far from killing someone? Fine!

"navi" is her navigation system in her car. She lives for the thing.

Oh and Happy Holidays!

Crazy Lady in Vegas said...

Really? Someone is that attached to their car navigation? Good Lord!

qualcosa di bello said...

i have a tip for you & Ms. E's navi...change her language setting on it to, hmmmm...say norsk! my sons regularly change ours & i now know the phrase "turn right" in at least 5 new languages! that'll teach her...

Wicked H said...

Crazy: I know! Right!!

QDB: OMG, I heart you very much. I will report back!

The CEO said...

May she meet her Maker due to an error in her navi system.

Robin said...

I have a navigation system. It folds up and fits in the glove compartment.

sophie said...

We had a navi on a rental car in July. It was pretty entertaining. I think the language thing is brilliant!

Yeah, entitlement is tough to deal with--I have that button too. Good luck.

Anonymous said...

I think I'm getting my own Navi for Christmas...but I'll call it SatNav like they do in Scotland. Sounds much cooler than navi.

I will, however, carry it in my blankie...Howard

Wicked H said...

CEO: I don't wish her harm. I just wish for silence, the incessant chattering is about to kill me. I simply don't have the luxury of time to waste on the likes of her. I do admit to the situation being entirely my problem but that is one reason for the existence of this blog. That does not negate the fact that I like the way you think. Thanks Bro! BTW, Got your message, just crazy busy. We really need to make a date and stick to it. Might have to be my one and only resolution. Thoughts?

Wicked H said...

Robin and Howard: I have no problem with anyone who owns and loves their Navi/SatNavi. I am glad you both enjoy them. Too much technology for me and an even bigger distraction. Give me a regular map and I'll make it to my desitnation. I have many layers of issues with this chick, the Navi was just a venting point.

Sophie: I believe you understand my issue with her. Thanks!