Pet Whisperer: Gah! I have not exercised in over three months.
Wicked H: Wow, that is very unusual for you.
Pet Whisperer: Groan...
Wicked H: Wait. Yes you have.
Pet Whisperer: When?
Wicked H: Each time you go out shopping. Full Contact Purchasing! It has to burn calories, especially during the Holiday Season!
Pet Whisperer: This is why I heart you. Now, I can have another glass of wine.
Wicked H: Cheers!
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Wow, you're a good friend.
If someone complains about not working out around me I pull up my shirt and thrust The Roll in their face while muttering "you wanna bitch about exercising to ME?!?"
I'm totally with you on this. I always say that shopping is my "work-out" and during holiday season it is doubly so. Not only is it cardio, but at this time of year it turns into a competitive sport fighting over the bargains and shortest lines.
you do have a point. a very good and valid one.
What a good friend you are.
Miss Britt: I aim to please.
Karina: My work out is on-line shopping. Trust me the world is safer with me behind a computer.
Citta Poplin: Why thank you.
Crazy: Much thanks!
you have all the answers! next time i am perplexed, i will email you! & now i'm going to enjoy my glass of wine
Shopping is easy for me, I go to the liquor store! My friends love me.
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