Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Best Shopping Related Conversation, Ever!

Pet Whisperer: Gah! I have not exercised in over three months.

Wicked H: Wow, that is very unusual for you.

Pet Whisperer: Groan...

Wicked H: Wait. Yes you have.

Pet Whisperer: When?

Wicked H: Each time you go out shopping. Full Contact Purchasing! It has to burn calories, especially during the Holiday Season!

Pet Whisperer: This is why I heart you. Now, I can have another glass of wine.

Wicked H: Cheers!


Miss Britt said...

Wow, you're a good friend.

If someone complains about not working out around me I pull up my shirt and thrust The Roll in their face while muttering "you wanna bitch about exercising to ME?!?"

Karina said...

I'm totally with you on this. I always say that shopping is my "work-out" and during holiday season it is doubly so. Not only is it cardio, but at this time of year it turns into a competitive sport fighting over the bargains and shortest lines.

citta.poplin said...

you do have a point. a very good and valid one.

Crazy Lady said...

What a good friend you are.

Wicked H said...

Miss Britt: I aim to please.

Karina: My work out is on-line shopping. Trust me the world is safer with me behind a computer.

Citta Poplin: Why thank you.

Crazy: Much thanks!

qualcosa di bello said...

you have all the answers! next time i am perplexed, i will email you! & now i'm going to enjoy my glass of wine

The CEO said...

Shopping is easy for me, I go to the liquor store! My friends love me.