Pet Whisperer: Gah! I have not exercised in over three months.
Wicked H: Wow, that is very unusual for you.
Pet Whisperer: Groan...
Wicked H: Wait. Yes you have.
Pet Whisperer: When?
Wicked H: Each time you go out shopping. Full Contact Purchasing! It has to burn calories, especially during the Holiday Season!
Pet Whisperer: This is why I heart you. Now, I can have another glass of wine.
Wicked H: Cheers!