Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Dear Fellow Patron:

Although I am quite sure many techno-geeks would be so very impressed, kindly refrain from entering the restaurant with your blackberry/PDA gadget hanging around your neck. Its bad enough you had your ever so tacky Bluetooth attached to your ear.

Are you so important that you cannot have a meal in peace? Your group seemed highly annoyed each time you detached the gadget from your neck to send off an e-mail/text. Whatever, I certainly was under whelmed.

What did make me choke on my martini was the fact that your PDA rested quite nicely on your pasta primavera. Even better, the Rorschach blot of tomato sauce left on your Izod polo shirt.

Thanks for the entertainment!

8 comments:

wallofdenial said...

You are a woman after my own heart wicked

Phillip said...

What did the blot resemble?

Wicked H said...

Dave: I've asked you before, mention me to your worthy single, available, male friends. :-)

Phillip: It resembled a techno-geek making a total fool of himself.

HotForSimon said...

At least the techno geek was USING his techno...most of the people I know that have techno, have it just to look cool and wouldn't know how to use it if it were the last mode of communication on earth!

Wicked H said...

HFS: YO YO! Hard to use covered in red sauce, but whatever! Cookout on Sunday girlfriend at the mansion!!!

Rude Cactus said...

I can't stand that. It's all about self-importance.

Weary Hag said...

Okay ... I'm thinking here, if it's THAT freaking important, don't leave the office for pete's sake. What a techtard!

Wicked H said...

Techtard!

LOVE that!