Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Dear Late Evening Doorbell Ringer:

Get a clue!

If I did not respond to the first ring of the doorbell at 9 pm, continually knocking and ringing was not going to get you a reply either. I was not expecting anyone at that hour nor had I ordered take out. Nothing could have been that important. I don’t know who you are but I highly suggest you not repeat this exercise EVER.

Next time I will play the “girl” card and call the police and let them know I am being harassed. If you are someone I know, pick up the phone and let me know what you want.

Hugs and kisses – Wicked H

8 comments:

wallofdenial said...

That kind of eliminates any surprise mystery dates, dont it?

Wicked H said...

My gentlemen callers know to call ahead. I don't do anonymous mystery dates.

wallofdenial said...

leave it to you to have them all well trained.

Wicked H said...

Abso-freaken-lutely!

My standards are high. Life is too short for mediocrity.

HotForSimon said...

I hope it wasn't Ed McMahon!!!

Wicked H said...

Shit!!! You know HFS, it probably was.

DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!

Weary Hag said...

Oh. You KNOW how much I love the whole "dear so-and-so" thing. This one was precious.

Wicked H said...

This just in....not Ed McMahon. Whew!