Monday, June 05, 2006

Trend Setters

Since moving into my new office location I have started walking during my lunch break. One of my co-workers joins me and it’s usually a laugh or whine fest the entire trek. Before today we had the route all to ourselves. Today we have at least 10 others also trying to stay/get healthy during lunch.

Of course I am willing to bet the new walkers are not inclined to save lives like we have had to do. Yes friends, we have rescued fellow walkers who have been injured in the line of duty. We are simply that considerate. We also have walking attire as we do not want to stink up the work place after our jaunts.

Words to the new group of walkers, kindly take the single file approach when passing us. We do the same. These are the rules. If you don’t like them, walk elsewhere.

6 comments:

wallofdenial said...

I am very impressed with the amount of courtesy you show others. Next time they want to group pass, may I suggest a blast of your "wicked" tounge? I am sure this will resolve the issue in a heart beat

Wicked H said...

Why waste my breath. This was the written warning, after today they will simply get knocked out of the way. If they get injured, it's good for business.....capiche?

wallofdenial said...

So much for the impressive courtesy

Wicked H said...

Sorry to disappoint you Dave.

Nutcracker Sweet 54 said...

maybe take along a portable first aid kit, you may find injured ones along the way......

Weary Hag said...

I shall watch out for you and your troop next time I'm in D.C. For now though, I'll stick to my treadmill - no single file necessary. :)