Monday, June 12, 2006

Women in Awful Flowered Pants and a Male Blow up Doll

Good times! H & D’s wild adventure part deux took place Saturday night. Everyone should have a “D” as a friend, she is the best adventure partner and she picks the best wines.

Our meal was a fusion cuisine this time and quite delicious. As always the company was great. Much imbibing took place which made the evening even more fun and chocolate martinis for dessert. I am not much of a chocolate fan but mix it with alcohol and I am one happy camper.

On our way out of the restaurant we were blinded by two women who were wearing botanical gardens on their capris. Um, ladies….NO. Please do not repeat this faux pas EVER. Also sighted was a gaggle of young ladies one of which was carrying a blow up male doll. Alrighty then! D confirmed the sighting and assured me that she did not see any lewd orifices on the doll. Well, what’s the point then? I mean really.

Actually, I am happy she also saw the doll because for a moment I thought I may have been hallucinating. Perhaps I was still distracted by the efflorescent capris.

7 comments:

wallofdenial said...

I am glad to know you like chocolat alcohol!!!As apposed to stawberry I guess

Phillip said...

Wait, wait, wait. Did D perform some type of exam on the doll to ascertain the lack of lewd orifices? How could you leave a detail like that out?

Wicked H said...

Dave: It may be my new signature dessert. Yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Phillip: Hmmm, if there was fondling of the doll in search of orifices, I missed out. DAMMIT!!!

Phillip said...

Perhaps one less martini next time.....

HotForSimon said...

Don't MAKE me call you Martini Lady!!!! LMAO

What I need to know is, did you send it back three times because it wassn't made correctly??? LMAO

Wicked H said...

Phillip: Silly! Then my stories would not be nearly as fun to recount.

HFS: That depends. If by drinking three means the waiter had to bring them to me one at a time, then yes. There was absolutely nothing wrong with any of them. Good to the last drop....HICCUP!

Weary Hag said...

I can't wait to find out what you two spot the next time you head out together.