Wednesday, June 07, 2006

And Now a Word From Our Sponsors.....

"Mint Flavored Birth Control Pill"

The Cadbury's Candy Co. and Merck Drug Co.
Have combined to market the new Mint flavored
birth control pill that women may take immediately before sex.

The Pill will be distributed by the large major
drug store chains and Wal-Mart's Pharmacies.

They're going to be called....




"Pre-dick-a-mints."

8 comments:

Viki said...

Oh, that would be awesome, actually. Although I highly doubt Wal Mart would carry something like that.

It reminds me of some mints that are carried at the Hobby Lobby by my house. They're like Velamints, only they're called Testamints, and they have a little crucifix on each one.

HotForSimon said...

((SNORT))

wallofdenial said...

You never cease to amaze me

Hey Pretty said...

Damn you, I almost fell for that.

Wicked H said...

All: They are magically delicious! Glad you enjoyed that, had me laughing for a few minutes.

Weary Hag said...

My first visit back in ages and you have me chuckling already. Missed you!!!

Mark said...

Surfed in from RP's - This was really fucking funny! Thanks for the chuckle!

Rude Cactus said...

Groan...just, groan ;-)