Confucius say:
He who eats jelly beans, fart in technicolor
Everyone has a photographic memory, some people just don't have film
Man who eat crackers in bed wake up feeling crummy
Two wrongs not make right, but two rights make U-turn
If you not pay your exorcist, you get repossessed
Best I can do first day back from vacation, drowning in work.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
7 comments:
'Everyone has a photographic memory, some people just don't have film'
This ones my favorite.
Confucius say:
Man with hand in pocket...
Feels cocky all day:)
LOL thanks for a good laugh
I too loved the "just don't have film" one!
Here's another: "Everyone can sing, some are just a lot easier to listen to than others" (by yours truly - da Hag)
I got one for you.
She that ride bicycle
peddles ass all over town
Sickos all of you!!!!
Confucius say: Man who fart in church sit in his own pew.
Howard
Post a Comment