(Listen, works is ka-razy! Enjoy this, won’t you?)
Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married.
She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cute-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom!
When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.
"Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl. "Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the Park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter."
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
13 comments:
Very funny! That's all I have to say about this post.
LOL honestly I guess that's a very descriptive definition of the word "naive"
And to think I have been taking chellated zinc all these years. Who knew.
Sounds like something my mother would do...and then buy a bunch of them to give to all of her friends!
Excellent joke-ee-poo. It's one thing when work is crazy - but another entirely when work is ka-razy! Hope things calm down for you there soon. :)
h...only you could finds such a gem! & very timely too...the flu season is upon us
Lissa and Zoe: Snort!
CEO: I know, right? And I am in the medical biz, sheesh!
Mutlipb: I had to change my pants because I forgot my Depends. Your Mom would totally do that AND try to get the tea party attendees to also try.....
Hagglette: Ka-razy, I see no end in sight....ugh.
QDB: I am nothing if not timely!
OMG! I am sending this one to my mom. That is hilarious!
Amy: Long time no see, glad you enjoyed it!
Well I certainly didn't see that coming. And I'm rather proud of that ;)
Hillarious!
Note to self: Next time, wait to drink the Dr. Pepper until AFTER you've read the punchline! Heee-larious! Oy.
Okay I never would have guessed that was the direction your post was going.
Too funny.
Sending bloglove your way
Post a Comment