“They tell you practice makes perfect. Then they tell you no one is perfect. So, I stopped practicing.”
“You can't have everything. Where would you put it?”
“My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.”
“It doesn't make a difference what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.”
“Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.”
If you have favorite quotes from him, let me hear them. If you have tickets to see him Friday night at the Warner Theatre, perhaps I’ll see you there.