Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Dear Health Nut:

I applaud your fitness routine. Jogging in the middle of rush hour traffic is truly an art to behold. Until of course your idiocy causes a chain reaction.

Let me give you a helpful hint. Red hand in the cross walk means DO NOT JOG. From now on, please wait for the white walking figure before you insist on jogging through the intersection. It may keep you from bouncing off the hood of the Honda. I was impressed that you were able to regain your stride once your feet hit the pavement.

I am no expert, but I am pretty sure you should have stopped to give some sort of information to the three vehicles who were involved in the crash due to your negligence

4 comments:

wallofdenial said...

Was that Bush jogging before the speech?

Phillip said...

You weren't driving the Honda, were you?

Wicked H said...

Wall: I don't think it was him. More cars would have been aiming at him if it were him...

Phillip: I was vehicle #4 so I lucked out.

Debby said...

What a moron!!! Makes me wish I drove a Honda.