Thursday, June 16, 2005

Joke for the Day

I am uninspired today so I thought I'd pass along this joke. Which, by the way, has me laughing still. Either the joke is great or I have a weird sense of humor. Probably a combination of a + b.


The Boss was in a quandary. He had to get rid of one of his staff. He narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It would be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both did excellent work. He finally decided that in the morning, whichever one used the water cooler first would have to go.

Debra came in the next morning, hugely hung-over after partying all night. She went to the cooler to get some water to take an aspirin. The Boss approached her and said: "Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off." Debra replied, "Could jack off? I feel like shit."

1 comment:

Weary Hag said...

LOVE IT! (I suppose we share the same sick humor)
Great... now I have a joke to tell today at the water cooler at work. *wink*