I have to say I was quite amazed nay shocked that you were applying mascara while actively navigating traffic at 55 miles per hour. Had we all been at a complete stop I would not have even mentioned the event. What’s more incredible is that you had a jersey wall to your right and an over sized tractor trailer to you left.
So I ask you, how did you manage to end up in the dip of the right shoulder during a point in your trip where you were free and clear of any obstacles? Perhaps your mascara applying skills are at their best when you are endangering more than just your life.
I sure hope the paramedics appreciate your full face of makeup as they tend to your injuries. What a great way to start off a week. Maybe next time you’ll wait until you are NOT actively driving to apply your mascara. Something tells me you may not have learned your lesson.
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That's what I love about blogging, you can actually tell the people off who might not normally listen!
Just last week I had to write a letter to a crazy lunatic present stealer, the mailman, and the lady who took my classified ad for my rummage sale.
CHEERS!
I hear what your saying, same thing happened to me last week!!
She did indeed crash her car. I did stop and waited with her till the paramedics got there. I refrained from lecturing her, it was difficult but I am proud of myself.
Wow. That would be hard not to say anything. Funny post though!
Wow, that was very nice of you to wait with her. I would have had to make a crack about how nice and full her lashes looked.
LOL na should've said, you might want to finish putting your makeup on now that your not driving.
You are a better person than I am! I can't ever hold that sort of thing in, that lecture would have just slid out without my having any control...
I'm glad you were there to tend to her. :-)
People manage to do amazing things while driving ~ or, better said, people TRY to manage to do amazing things while driving. Doncha hate that? (I'm adding you to my blogroll... wish I had more time today but at least I can keep up better with you on my line-up ~ great stuff!)
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