Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Laughter, Always the Best Prescription

Physicians' Opinion of Financial Bail Out Package:

The Allergists voted to scratch it,
but the dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it,
but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.

Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!"
while the Pediatricians said, 'Oh,Grow up!'

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness,
while the Radiologists could see right through it.

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow,
and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward,
but the Urologists were pis$ed off at the whole idea.

The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas,
and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out,
leaving the entire decision up to the as$holes in Washington.


Wicked H said...

I don't know who the original author is howver I would surely buy them a drink or three.

Thanks to B-I-L #1 for sending this to me.

The CEO said...

My sentiments exactly, especially about the as$holes in Congress. You do good work, Wicked, proud of you, as usual.

The Prodigal Tourist said...

That's really very clever.

Atomic Lib Smasher said...

Now that's good! I'm gonna have to steal that one. Thanks.

So, what IS in a heart? said...

Oh wow! LOL!

Essence said...
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The 8th Voyager said...


So how about a blogger?

Nutcracker Sweet 54 said...

B-I-L #1 says you're welcome ( I guess his fingers were cramping up from all the internet surfing he's been doing, so I had to send this message) I sent it to Dr. Edy A and he got a kick out of it too!

Erik said...

Proctologists seem to be the only ones with job security when it comes to politics.