Okay. I have returned, refreshed, relaxed and ready to tackle whatever comes my way.
There were plenty of Merman eye candy to ogle(I only looked, did not touch), miles of beach to hike and an endless supply of libations to ingest. Seriously, isn’t this what vacations are all about?
I hear that you all complied with my request of behaving. SHAME on ALL of you. I was so looking forward to reports of tomfoolery and debauchery. No such luck. Must I do everything?
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I was kind of bad, but you'll have to come over to find out about it.
YAY! I knew I could count on you, CEO.
We will talk soon!
Alright, what the fuck lady?
Have you taken some kind of chastity and purity vow or WHAT? (and of course, if you have, I will totally be supportive)
Brittski: I have taken a vow of no more bullshit in my life. So just looking is where I am at. I have found over the years that it's not worth it (the BS that comes with relationships) and that God made toys for a reason. I suggest you buy stock in companies who make batteries ;-)
hey...who said we were behaving while you were gone?????
& about the Mermen...did you take the camera?
(your use of that word makes me think i should watch zoolander tonight!)
You just looked - not even one little pinch or pat?
Don't know if I could have been so good!
Welcome back.
Frances
I agree with Frances--sounds like you were *too* good. And you're also *too* funny. I don't like spitting out my coffee as I read blogs in the morning, but for you, I'll continue to do it (the stock in companies that make batteries comment did it).
Glad you're back :)
Frances: Years of practice and thanks.
QDB: You were bad too? Good girl!!
Sognatrice: Coffee snorting? My mission is complete!!
Enjoyed your blog; very interesting.
Hope you had a great time
Chris
Not only was there tomfoolery and debauchery, but there were hijinx and shenanigans.
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