Tuesday, September 04, 2007

In My Day, An Apple Would Do....

On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.

The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.
The candy store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of candy.
Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box.

The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.
She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.

"Is it wine?" she guessed.
"No," the boy replied.

She tasted another drop and asked, "Champagne?"
"No," the boy replied.

She tasted another drop and asked, "Scotch Whiskey?"
"No," said the little boy............ "It's a puppy!"

School is back in session. Just a friendly reminder to be alert while driving in the mornings. None of us likes to be stuck behind the school busses but we ALL have to follow the rules.

Kids are the future, lets keep them safe.


The CEO said...

The local paper has issues warnings that the police have stepped up speed cameras in school zones, and they are cracking down around here. Very heavy fines too.

sognatrice said...

Um, yeah, was not expecting a puppy.

Wouldn't mind a new camera though....

Joy T. said...

Ewwwwww LOL I agree, let's keep everyone safe out there!

t2ed said...

I will confess to letting kids cross the street in front of me while I put the car in neutral and rev the engine just to see how high I can make them jump.

Their little tiny fists really hurt btw.

Wicked H said...

CEO: The fines cannot be any worse than the bazar ones in VA which only apply to VA drivers??? But yes, please everyone school zones, SLOW DOWN.

Sognatrice: Hee!
Joy: :-) You all listen to her.

t2ed: Snort out loud goodness!

qualcosa di bello said...

gagging in my coffee! too funny...

Karina said...

Yum, puppy juice! (ugh)...

I forgot all about school being back in session yesterday and was therefore 15 minutes late for work...ah yes, school traffic!

Pastor William Mazzulla III said...
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Pastor William Mazzulla III said...

That is disgustingly funny!

And yes,
slow down for the sake of the children.

It is not a bad idea for your own safety to always drive the speed limit, especially when you are not on the freeway and turnpike.

JennieBoo said...


I love it!

So much for relaxing at home that night... :)