It must just be me.
Could I possibly be the only woman on the planet who does not enjoy any type of shower? Wedding, Baby - none of it.
When the genes for shower adoration were being passed out, I must have been in the extra sarcasm line. It’s not that I am jealous or dislike the shower recipient; I just don’t have the warm and fuzzy feeling while each gift is being opened.
Here, I will practice the typical reactions heard during the gift reveal:
4) That would look perfect on the baby/in your new home/on your wedding night.
Good, right? Help me. Have I missed any of the key audible responses? I need you!
Perhaps a dose of insulin is indicated. You know for all the sweetness.
Wish me luck!