Monday, August 17, 2009

Strange Encounter in the Loo

The building I work in houses many professional businesses. Many of which are medical facilities, the whole realm from basic medical to specialty dental.

While in the public restroom for our floor, I encountered a bratty display of hilarity.

Brat with Impending Dental Appointment (BWIDA): (Whining to her Mother) You ALWAYS make me brush before the dentist, I hate it!
Mother: Oh honey, it won’t kill you. You brush while I use the facilities.
BWIDA: (Heavy sigh) Fine!

I am now out of the stall and washing my hands, BWIDA at the sink next to me. She is brushing her index finger vigorously while I am washing my hands, casting glances at me to see if I will give her up.

Mother: Are you doing a really good job?
BWIDA: Oh yes! I am all done.

I am drying my hands as the Mother comes out of the stall to see her newly “brushed” precious daughter happily sucking down a milkshake.

Mother: What was the purpose of brushing your teeth if you are going to drink the milkshake? You’ll have to do it again!

Poor Bratty McBrat Brat…..

10 comments:

wallofdenial said...

Thats Great

SteveB said...

Mom was trying to teach her an extremely valuable lesson. She'll have to learn the hard way, when her adult teeth start falling out.

I give my 6-year-old surprise inspections when she says she brushing. My daughter is still getting used to brushing her back teeth, and brushing the often neglected surfaces, but she does a pretty good job for her age. I really like the fact that she loves gargling with mouthwash. She demand at least 3 gargles per session!

Dorlita Jones said...

I would have given her up just for being a brat and trying to fool her mother. It would have been in secret code of course.

TC said...

I probably wouldn't have given her up because once I was that brat, minus the milkshake, dumb kid.

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LUKE RYAN said...

no Milk shakes only shakes for brats. cheers luke

No BS said...

At least her finger wasn't up her butt...I never had kids. They are a foolish waste of time. I know I was!

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