Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
"In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The man from Nova Scotia fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said. "You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.
The man from Saskatchewan reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells. "Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates."
The Newfoundlander started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"
The Newfie replied, "These are Carols."
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
2 comments:
Very funny! keep up the good work making us all laugh :)
MY FRIEND,FREE Join and Start earning daily Rs 20/- to 3000/- its true and unbelievable
Great idea!(DONT MAKE FAKE SIGNUPS,THEY HAVE SOFTWARE TO FIND OUT)
http://viewbestads.notlong.com
I would like to share a great innovative idea which I have come across, Just imagine if we start getting rewards for viewing ads of our interest in our free time! We don't have to pay any thing to get rewarded but can get gifts worth thousands per day!
This is unbelievable but true.FOR PLAYING QUIZ AND DAILY POSITIVE NEWS SEEING ALSO it giving PRIZE POINTS
view best ads has tied up with world's renowned brands and now we all will be rewarded for viewing ads of such brands.
If you have 1 minute time now, please click below mention link and signup now as any one who joins after you through my reference or my friends references will be your team member and you would be benefited by it forever. So if you wana part be of this big family
Join and Start earning its true and unbelievable
Great idea! It’s free check it out
http://viewbestads.notlong.com
Now How You Can Make Money Online:-
1.)You need an email account to Sign up with view best ads.
2.)Does it cost you:- There is no cost to join,it's free to join.
3.)Sign up with your email id,Make sure your information should be true.
4.)After having account with view best ads, view ads, read the news, playing quiz, you will credited Rs 20/- (minimum amount) daily for your little activity.
5.)If you want to increase your earnings than Ask your relatives, freinds and
people you know to join View Best Ads with your refferal links and be
active.
6.)More refferal more points and more points means more money.
7.)If you are not active than their is no guaratee of earning in your account. Active daily for good income.
Warm Regards Happy Earnings
Moreniche "FREE TO JOIN" Affiliate Program Reveal More Chances To Win A Laptop In Their Golden Ticket Prize Draw.{NOTHING TO LOSE,IT WONT TAKE EVEN SINGLE PENNY NOW OR AFTER}
I have discovered a great affiliate program free to join that offers all the tools and materials you will need to make easy money online.
I signed up today and I'm really impressed with the resources and tools they give, it's so easy to make money with them.
You can sign up too, here's the link:
http://www.moreniche.com/join.html?w=170575&ttp=3
They are giving away up to $45.00 for new signups as bonuses!
giving prizes see once
Prize Details Points Required
5 Domain Names 1,000.00
IPod 2,000.00
5 Internet Marketing 3,000.00
Digital Camera 4,000.00
Blu-Ray DVD Player 5,000.00
Blackberry/Iphone 8,000.00
Sony Playstation 15,000.00
40+ Plasma/LCD TV 20,000.00
Laptop PC 25,000.00
All expenses paid trip
to MoreNiche 50,000.00
Top Range Car 1,000,000.00
Boat 2,000,000.0
leave your computer alone with internet and do your job asusually, it makes $$$$$ to you,
its free to join,
so register now
http://gomezking.blogspot.com ( see step by step procedure you may guaranty earn minimum 45$ in 20 days, im guaranty, otherwise kick me)
and login to account and download the software, it have two types
1) united states or canada 2)Internationally. so you have to click internationally and download the software
you have to update with username and select country, which you are registered already by username and country.
Post a Comment