Sunday, March 06, 2011

Music Heals the Soul and Adds Much Needed Humor

Some of the 1960's Hits Are Being Revived! Some of you may remember a few of these old tunes!!  These artists are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate us aging baby boomers and those of us who can remember doing the "Limbo" as if it were yesterday.

They include:

Bobby Darin ---
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash
Herman's Hermits ---
Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker

Ringo Starr ---
I Get By With A Little Help From Depends

The Bee Gees -- -
How Can You Mend A Broken Hip?

Roberta Flack---
The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face?

Johnny Nash ---
I Can't See Clearly Now.

Paul Simon---
Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver.

The Commodores ---
Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom

Procol Harem---
A Whiter Shade Of Hair?

Leo Sayer ---
You Make Me Feel Like Napping

The Temptations ---
Papa's Got A Kidney Stone

Denture Queen
Tony Orlando ---
Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall

Helen Reddy ---
I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore

Leslie Gore---
It's My Procedure,  and I'll Cry If I Want To

And Last but NOT least...

Willie Nelson ---
On the Commode Again


Nutcracker Sweet 54 said...

Very funny!

Anonymous said...

I hear that Splish Splash song quite frequently in my house but may of the other ones could apply to my old bones too. BIL

My Pet Listing said...

I love the oldies. When music had

Anonymous said...

I just love queues
Thanks for sharing.

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MeanDonnaJean said...

Priceless. Effin' priceless!