How Can You Miss Me If I Don't Go Away?

Well kids, I am officially on vacation. I am off to the city on 2 continents.

I'll be away for a while. I am counting on each of you to behave yourselves in my absence. If you can't behave then do something worth sharing upon my return.

Ciao!

47! Ah, ah, ah.....

For the first time in 47 years, I am giving myself a very nice present.

I will be leaving on a jet plane very soon for three weeks. 1..2..3, ah, ah, ahhhhhhhhh.

It’s no fun to come outright and tell you, so I will continue my birthday fun by making you guess. Please no wagering. Vote early and often. Ready?

I will be visiting the only city in the world which lies on 2 continents.

I have a couple birthday wishes 1) a non-chatty seat mate and 2) no screaming babies on my flight. Oh and if it isn't too much trouble a magical immunity to the swine flu and of course, world peace.

Happy Birthday to me!