Saturday, February 16, 2008

Anatomy of an Idiot

Seriously, this could not have worked out better if I had a hand in it myself. Sadly, I can take no credit. It does make me mindful of something my Grand Mother used to say “dream big in case it comes true!”

Truth be told, I had completely gotten over the inconsequential gnat. I am a mature woman who honestly has been through every bizarre mind trip a work place can throw at you. So this twit stopped being a blip on my radar a good 2 months ago. Sure, her grandiosely immature ways bugged the living poop right out of me in the beginning. However, once I realized her existence was the destruction of my otherwise serene workplace, I simply put my good coping skills in gear and poof, she mattered not.

Watching her wield her moronic scenarios became rather entertaining. Puppetry of the Pinhead, would have made great theater. Actually I was a bit dejected watching others fall all over themselves to make her demands come true. Maybe dejected is the wrong word, cynical might be better.

In any case, in the end the white hats win and all is much better in the workplace. One would have to take the understated hint when confronted with the absolute demonstration of glee from two otherwise very controlled professionals. If I am not mistaken, there was a slight glint when I was told the replacement would begin Monday.

Good riddance, don’t let your navi fail you on the way out of town.



qualcosa di bello said...

oh my gosh! you *did* change the language on her gps, did't you?!?!

The CEO said...

Sometimes we get to see justice, most of the time we get to dream about it.

Wicked H said...

QDB: It was your fantastic idea, thank you, thank you, THANK YOU!!!!

CEO: One of the few things I am enjoying about my maturity are scenarios just like this one. I chose the high road and she sealed her own fate. It is oh so very sweet, justice.

Miss Britt said...

*evil snicker*

Karina said...

Isn't it great when the universe does our dirty work for us?

Karma's quite the bitch.

Nutcracker Sweet 54 said...

Ah, the workplace....I raise my martini glass to you my wicked sis. This reminds a little of what yours truly went through a few years back with that moronic allied health individual that I had to deal with. Yes occasionally the white hats prevail. Good luck with your new work mate.

Wicked H said...

Brittski: Muhahahahaha

Karina: Love Karma!

NS54 aka Sis: I may wear a white hat on her last day...we'll see.

Wicked H said...

And she is gone...ding dong!