Saturday, May 13, 2006

Need a Husband? Get Thee to the Store!

A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a
woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance
is a description of how the store operates.

"You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value
of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper
may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to
the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!"

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor, the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These Men Have

The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These Men Have Jobs and Love

The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These Men Have Jobs, Love Kids,
and are Extremely Good Looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These
Men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking, and Help With

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5 - These
Men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework,
and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign
reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no
men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a Wife Store just
across the street.

The first floor has wives that love sex.

The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The third through sixth floors have never been visited.

Aren't men so predictable!


Wicked H said...

Thanks to my B-I-L who sent this to me. Not sure if he is trying to tell me something or not.....

HotForSimon said...

I'd be happy with the first knees can't take all those stairs. LOL

Trudging said...


wallofdenial said...

Too late I have been marries too dam long to go shopping now.

After 12 years of marriage we are finnaly starting to get along!!!!

Wicked H said...

Dave: Consider yourself lucky. Other friends of mine who've hit the over 10 year mark complain of unhappiness. Is there some sort of advice you want to pass on to others?

Just Expressing Myself said...

I liv ein NYC - you had me going for a minute there. LOL
I will definitely be passing that along.
Take care,

wallofdenial said...

Wicked My answer is on my blog. Thats for the topic

Joe said...

Loves it!