tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7594846.post116854265622723693..comments2023-11-02T08:51:42.547+00:00Comments on Avert Your Eyes: AmalgamatedWicked Hhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11217299479995842568noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7594846.post-1168604686813621392007-01-12T12:24:00.000+00:002007-01-12T12:24:00.000+00:00Robin: It's all good. Once I left work, life got m...Robin: It's all good. Once I left work, life got much better. TGIF.<BR/><BR/>Stinkypaw: LOL! Thanks and TGIF to you as well. <BR/><BR/>CEO: All excellent suggestions. Thanks!Wicked Hhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11217299479995842568noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7594846.post-1168583520482045712007-01-12T06:32:00.000+00:002007-01-12T06:32:00.000+00:00Take a nap, and plan a trip to Aruba, and plenty o...Take a nap, and plan a trip to Aruba, and plenty of martinis! Before 10 am, but who's counting?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7594846.post-1168576456651017692007-01-12T04:34:00.000+00:002007-01-12T04:34:00.000+00:00Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the ...Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"<BR/><BR/>Hope you have a better Friday!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7594846.post-1168561531270539932007-01-12T00:25:00.000+00:002007-01-12T00:25:00.000+00:00Hope you're feeling better by now. Tomorrow's Fri...Hope you're feeling better by now. Tomorrow's Friday. That's good, right?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7594846.post-1168558438317053082007-01-11T23:33:00.000+00:002007-01-11T23:33:00.000+00:00EC: Hysterical, I am on my way to find a beverage....EC: Hysterical, I am on my way to find a beverage. Will report back!<BR/><BR/>HFS: BITE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Had nothing to do with she who is permanently overwhelmed)Wicked Hhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11217299479995842568noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7594846.post-1168555830527007702007-01-11T22:50:00.000+00:002007-01-11T22:50:00.000+00:00Oh no, what happened?Were you overwhelmed?? (((duc...Oh no, what happened?<BR/><BR/>Were you overwhelmed?? <BR/><BR/>(((ducks flying objects)))HotForSimonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14313532842582330297noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7594846.post-1168553026364610692007-01-11T22:03:00.000+00:002007-01-11T22:03:00.000+00:00Maybe you'll find this amusing - I know I did!A so...Maybe you'll find this amusing - I know I did!<BR/><BR/>A solution to all of your drinking troubles<BR/><BR/>Symptom: Drinking fails to give satisfaction and taste; shirt front is wet.<BR/>Fault: Mouth not open or glass being applied to wrong part of face.<BR/>Solution: Buy another pint and practice in front of a mirror. Continue with as many pints as necessary until drinking technique is perfect.<BR/><BR/>Symptom: Drinking fails to give satisfaction and taste; beer unusually pale and clear.<BR/>Fault: Glass is empty.<BR/>Solution: Find someone who will buy you another pint.<BR/><BR/>Symptom: Feet cold and wet.<BR/>Fault: Glass being held at incorrect angle.<BR/>Solution: Turn glass so that open end is pointing at ceiling.<BR/><BR/>Symptom: Feet warm and wet.<BR/>Fault: Loss of self-control.<BR/>Solution: Go and stand beside nearest dog - After a while complain to its owner about its lack of house training.<BR/><BR/>Symptom: Bar blurred.<BR/>Fault: You are looking through the bottom of your empty glass.<BR/>Solution: Find someone who will buy you another pint.<BR/><BR/>Symptom: Bar swaying.<BR/>Fault: Air turbulence unusually high - maybe due to darts match in progress.<BR/>Solution: Insert broom handle down back of jacket.<BR/><BR/>Symptom: Bar moving.<BR/>Fault: You are being carried out.<BR/>Solution: Find out if you are being taken to another bar - if not complain loudly that you are being hi-jacked.<BR/><BR/>Symptom: The opposite wall is covered in ceiling tiles and has a fluorescent strip across it.<BR/>Fault: You have fallen over backwards.<BR/>Solution: If glass is still full, and no one is standing on your drinking arm, stay put. If not, get someone to lift you up and lash you to the bar.<BR/><BR/>Symptom: Everything has gone dim and you have a mouth full of teeth and dog-ends.<BR/>Fault: You have fallen over forwards.<BR/>Solution: Same as for falling over backwards.<BR/><BR/>Symptom: You have woken up to find your bed cold, hard and wet. You cannot see your bedroom walls or ceiling.<BR/>Fault: You have spent the night in the gutter.<BR/>Solution: Check your watch to see if its opening time - if not treat yourself to a lie in.<BR/><BR/>Symptom: Everything has gone dim.<BR/>Fault: The pub is closing.<BR/>Solution: Panic.Erinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01399860552999117941noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7594846.post-1168550372761409832007-01-11T21:19:00.000+00:002007-01-11T21:19:00.000+00:00Thanks Kristi!! I needed the giggle!Thanks Kristi!! I needed the giggle!Wicked Hhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11217299479995842568noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7594846.post-1168549516356989732007-01-11T21:05:00.000+00:002007-01-11T21:05:00.000+00:00How about a joke? It made me giggle...A 5-year-ol...How about a joke? It made me giggle...<BR/><BR/>A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with<BR/>his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said,<BR/><BR/>"Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to<BR/>heaven?"<BR/><BR/>Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom<BR/>and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and<BR/>the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend."<BR/><BR/>Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started<BR/>adjusting the knobs, trying to get the pic ture i n focus. Frustrated,<BR/>she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.<BR/><BR/>The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door,<BR/>and there stood Grandma's minister.<BR/><BR/>The minister said, "Hello, son, is your Grandma home?"<BR/><BR/>The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her<BR/>boyfriend."<BR/><BR/>The minister fainted.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com