tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7594846.post113216938712410621..comments2023-11-02T08:51:42.547+00:00Comments on Avert Your Eyes: Note to SelfWicked Hhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11217299479995842568noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7594846.post-1132515085366649192005-11-20T19:31:00.000+00:002005-11-20T19:31:00.000+00:00Maybe you should ask him if they really cut off hi...Maybe you should ask him if they really cut off his first head, and the one he still has IS the third head! LOLDavehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03699751175612528665noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7594846.post-1132285547187687822005-11-18T03:45:00.000+00:002005-11-18T03:45:00.000+00:00Hey Wicked, maybe he has hair extensions, thus mak...Hey Wicked, maybe he has hair extensions, thus makinng the braiding every other day thing alot easier....just a thought. Now a 3rd head.....I don't know about that one.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7594846.post-1132247136739899692005-11-17T17:05:00.000+00:002005-11-17T17:05:00.000+00:00Oy! Wicked H -- first time reader here -- but than...Oy! Wicked H -- first time reader here -- but thank you for warning us about dreadlock men in the world.<BR/><BR/>Love the site.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7594846.post-1132230410357398392005-11-17T12:26:00.000+00:002005-11-17T12:26:00.000+00:00(((snort)))and for the record, this word verificat...(((snort)))<BR/><BR/><BR/>and for the record, this word verification thing is very hard this early in the AM....LOLHotForSimonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14313532842582330297noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7594846.post-1132229790664526002005-11-17T12:16:00.000+00:002005-11-17T12:16:00.000+00:00Dearest Former Barber: I will attempt to address y...Dearest Former Barber: <BR/><BR/>I will attempt to address your concerns. First of all, it is my belief that one is either witty or not. Therefore, if I were alone in the woods I would continue to be witty. The fact that there would be no witneses makes me very sad. Why the third head VS second head? Well when DLM was acting out his answers he intimated that his second head was located in the nether regions leading us to the natural reason for naming the additional head the third one. I could ask for clarification at the risk of sexual harassment. I too remain unclear as to why he had the hair re-braided every 2 days. A logical guess, he may have the hots for his stylist. He did state that due to the whole unhygienic shear situation that he would NEVER cut his hair again. I told him that I am looking forward to the Milli Vanilli look. I will have to assume that he is very patient or very attracted to the hot stylist. Why else would someone endure that process every other day? <BR/><BR/>Former Barber, I cannot remember the last time I snorted out loud while reading a comment. For that I am eternally grateful.Wicked Hhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11217299479995842568noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7594846.post-1132191467145631262005-11-17T01:37:00.000+00:002005-11-17T01:37:00.000+00:00This story begs a few questions:Philosophical: If ...This story begs a few questions:<BR/><BR/>Philosophical: If alone in the woods - is one still witty? <BR/><BR/>Physiological: Why is the bump a third head? Did he already have a second one on his original one?<BR/><BR/>Hair maintenance: Ok, let's assume barbers don't clean their sheers. And that unclean sheers do cause bumps (that potentially can grow into new heads). I still want to know what braiding and unbraiding ever 2 days does and if he is a patient person or not. <BR/><BR/>Wicked H - please let me know.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7594846.post-1132181463734065872005-11-16T22:51:00.000+00:002005-11-16T22:51:00.000+00:00HFS: What made the "third head" part of the story ...HFS: What made the "third head" part of the story so funny were the exaggerated hand gestures while pointing to his neck. It makes me snort out loud just recalling it.Wicked Hhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11217299479995842568noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7594846.post-1132181079714422872005-11-16T22:44:00.000+00:002005-11-16T22:44:00.000+00:00A third HEAD on the back of his neck??Someone call...A third HEAD on the back of his neck??<BR/><BR/>Someone call Ripleys....HotForSimonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14313532842582330297noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7594846.post-1132178596503474822005-11-16T22:03:00.000+00:002005-11-16T22:03:00.000+00:00It will stop me if the other party would take the ...It will stop me if the other party would take the comeback in a personal rather than comedic way. My intent was to have a joint laugh instead of hurting his feelings.Wicked Hhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11217299479995842568noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7594846.post-1132175993208549522005-11-16T21:19:00.000+00:002005-11-16T21:19:00.000+00:00"I wasn't dealing with a level that would have und..."I wasn't dealing with a level that would have understood my comeback"<BR/><BR/>Does that always stop you???Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7594846.post-1132175582343467292005-11-16T21:13:00.000+00:002005-11-16T21:13:00.000+00:00I wasn't dealing with a level that would have unde...I wasn't dealing with a level that would have understood my comeback. I opted to let it go. The whole conversation lost its appeal. <BR/><BR/>Stress definitely played a role....Wicked Hhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11217299479995842568noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7594846.post-1132175235523688762005-11-16T21:07:00.000+00:002005-11-16T21:07:00.000+00:00No smart-ass comeback?? You must be really feeling...No smart-ass comeback?? You must be really feeling the stress at work...........Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com